90 Quotes by Colin Mochrie

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang...

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.