126 Quotes by Comic Strip Mama

Don't ever let anyone bring you down, define who you are or destroy your AWESOMENESS.

Stay HIGH on AWESOMENESS so reality cannot destroy you!

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!

It's tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to!

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It’s like scientists aren’t even trying!

A domesticated man makes my lady parts beep!

If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.

I don’t care who you love, what you believe, how you look, where you’re from or what you do. If you are a good hearted person, you’re good in my books!

Common sense is a tool that isn't in everyone's shed.