4 Quotes by Congressman X

We've become a superficial nation obsessed with fluff. Americans may be hard-pressed to name their two senators or find Afghanistan on a map, but they know everything about the loopy Kardashians and Brad and what's-her-name. I worry about our country's future when critical issues take a backseat to the inane utterings of illiterate athletes and celebrity twits.

Forget public service. We all come here with good intentions, but as time passes, it becomes all about self-service and selfish survival.

If raising money is critical to getting reelected, so is spending taxpayers' money to reward those who help get us reelected.

Like most of my colleagues, I promise my constituents a lot of stuff I can never deliver. But what the hell? If it makes them happy hearing it, and they're stupid enough to believe it, shame on them.