6 Quotes by Cotton Juneaux Wood

At my feet, the boy knelt, whimpering, "I only wanted to be like Jesus.. ever!"I glared down upon his head, enquiring, "You ONLY ever desired to BE a sacrifice? [wringing my hands, I added, grinning evilly] "Perhaps, lunch? MY treat, for sure..!"[drooling]

[Wack-A-Mole game, at local fair][pops head UP] "Pardon me! Is it illegal to mention France in THIS part of Heaven, then?"[crossing fingers, listening for reply]

{Ramses, aside, to himself]"For, WHAT can be worse than slaves; their Hebrew KIN?"[guffaws, silently, into hand]

Q: How, then, provest thou thy reincarnation, if thou admittest to hearing voices?A: Sirs! The ONLY voice I hear is that of the DEAD Robert F. Kennedy, loving his brother whilst TICKLING my ear..!

My entourage ASSURES me that, it is not a longer ARM I need to pacify them all, giving EACH my undivided attention: what's required is, simply, a longer life!

Never HOPE to hide in a TINY town, with your warm heart, without planning to OPEN it before you leave! NOPE! [Shaking head] Villagers hate that!