34 Quotes by Craig Benzine

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

Time travel is awesome....And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it...The first time.

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

This quote will self-destruct in....4....3....2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?