34 Quotes by Craig Benzine

Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.

Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast.

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Sure relationships can be fun at first, but then you get to know each others quirks, and those quirks become quarks, and those quarks combine and become hadrons and scientists love to combine hadrons in giant hadron colliders and they create black holes!

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

It’s better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.