134 Quotes by Craig Johnson

In my life, I have been kicked by horses and bitten by them. I’ve been stepped on, crushed against gates, and thrown to the ground, but I have also been nuzzled, rubbed against, carried by, nickered at, and warmed by the great beasts. I thought of all the horses I’d known and couldn’t think of a bad one.

I looked at her, looking being one of my better law-enforcement techniques.

Indian Alzheimer’s” – where you forget everything but the grudges.

Stay calm, have courage, and watch for signs.

The door closed, and he was gone into the twilight of early evening like an afterthought.

I don’t trust people who don’t like animals. Hell, animals are the finest people I know.

Your father is why you don’t allow guns in the house?” “I just don’t like them. It seems to me that no matter what they always lead to bad things. My opinion is that produced for their specific purpose, they are inherently bad.” We stared at each other for a moment, then she continued, “I know that they are a necessary evil in your line of work, but I don’t allow necessary evils in my home.

He had his mother’s looks, his father’s temper, and nobody’s brains.

I have gotten to the age where I try and let other people solve their own problems.” “What age is that, anyway?