143 Quotes by Craig Kilborn

I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.

Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.

I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

People who go into show business are screwed up.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.