38 Quotes About Con

You can con God and get away with it, Granny said, if you do so with charm and wit. If you live your life with imagination and verve, God will play along just to see what outrageously entertaining thing you'll do next.

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.

I’ve hungered for you in ways you can’t even imagine.

Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.

They may take you for a fool, promise to shower you with the world, use their canny devastating tongue to manipulate and dominate your mind, but its better to put them bulshit people at arms length rather than falling into the arms of infidelity.

You cannot con an honest man.

Every decent con man knows that the simplest truth is more powerful than even the most elaborate lie.

It’s all biology. If it weren’t for two thousand years of the Christian tradition we wouldn’t think of pretending otherwise…Romance is the true opiate of the masses.

Sometimes we want to believe something so badly that we allow ourselves to be taken advantage of.