34 Quotes by Cristela Alonzo

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    My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie.

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    The Texas thing is such a big deal because whenever I see Texas in a TV show, they always show slow-moving cattle and cowboys with the hats. I wanted to show that Texas isn't a stereotype.

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  • Author Cristela Alonzo
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    As a kid, I really wanted to have my own show. But when you grow up in poverty, people tell you nothing is possible. So I kind of gave up on that dream.

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    My mom ending up passing away, and I got really depressed and didn't have money for therapy, and so I started doing standup to cope with my mom's death.

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  • Author Cristela Alonzo
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    I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.

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