35 Quotes by Cube Kid

Once upon a time, a noob named Lenny never liked doors. Doors got in Lenny’s way. Doors slowed Lenny down. Lenny had to open them and close them. Without a door for his dirt house, Lenny was free to run inside and outside again without any delay. Then one night, Lenny couldn’t understand why so many zombies were approaching his house with their arms outstretched.

The mobs won’t ever think about going near a village again. The endermen will be so afraid, they’ll actually start crying just looking at your village. And because water hurts the endermen, their own tears will actually burn them. See? That’s how pro I am.

You’re not a spy, are you, Jello?” I petted his flat head. “No, of course not. You’re a good boy.

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As if that wasn’t enough, a creeper rushed in and exploded.

At that point, Razberry paused – he was running out of things to ask. I guess three questions is a lot for him. Then, he just started asking random stuff, like:.

They’re just really small emeralds! I swear!

It’s been thirty minutes, but I’ve almost mined this stone block! Boom! Got it! Wait, what?! Where’s my cobblestone?!