27 Quotes by D. L. Hughley
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With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.
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They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is.
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I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.
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There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.
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Everybody wants to be great at something.
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They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.
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Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.
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Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.
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Black folks never bungie jump. That’s too much like lynching for us. I’m gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.
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