402 Quotes About Office

You can tell if a person is organized by checking his desktop.

If you don't feel drowsy after lunch and don't yawn in the office, you're not a perfect employee!

Putting your time in at the office; dutifully spawning your two point five; smiling politely at your retirement party; then chewing on your bedsheet and choking on your canned peaches at the nursing home. It was better never to have been born-never to have wanted anything, never to have hoped for anything.

If you want to avoid COVID-19, you avoid doctors.

I’m not a number. I’m a free man. And here is a pot plant, novelty coffee mug and a framed picture of my kids to prove it.

Our offices are filled with people working their lives out to enrich their boss, government or company.

People sitting all day for hours looking at a glowing light are bound to get ran over like a deer in headlights.

When you were making excuses someone else was making enterprise.

Professionalism is not about what work you do, it is about how well you do the work.