5 Quotes by D.B. Woodling

Wife number three: Lynette. She looked like a horse and kind of walked like one, too. Not surprisingly, neigh was her favorite word and seven nights a week. ~Detective Mike Malone

If only marriage licenses came with a buyer's remorse clause.~Detective Mike Malone

(Dixie from Slices These Yankees are like hemorrhoids, but at least in Alabama when they come down, they eventually go on back up.

Follow your heart, but keep it on a leash.

Sanity is merely an insane aspiration.