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    Gotten butt-ass, bone-dog naked for your vadge-cam?" Dante offered with an angelic smile, standing close."Fucking hell, D." Griff turned to Beth with an apology, but she spoke first."Huh-yeah. Thanks, cockbreath.

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    [...]Are both of you...?""Manscaped?" Dante smiled. "I'm fucking Italian; I been mowing my lawn since I was thirteen.

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    It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal.

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    I want you to move in with me, man.""Nah. I appreciate it, but I need to get a place of my own. I'm a grownup.

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    Trip cackled. “That’s so wrong!”“You laughed. If you laugh, then you think it’s true.”“Who said that?”“Everyone.” He huffed. “People laugh at the truth because if they didn’t laugh, they’d… I dunno. Cry or vomit.”Trip laughed loud and long at that.

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