36 Quotes by Damon Suede

Romance is the literature of hope.

You tell him for me: if he fucks with you, if he lays one Russian knuckle on you, your buddy is coming after him and someone's gonna need a screen door to fish out the pieces.

Your life needs an airbag. I swear, Anastagio, you should have come equipped when you were born.

Griff's pretty neat on his own. Scottish hedge!

I'll take Classic 69 and semen-swapping for $300

After the first week, I worried that I would forget moments, and so I drew them. Everything I could think of, every angle. I dreamed about you. And I tried to capture you so I wouldn't lose a single second of a single moment, because what if I never got to have them again?

LOVE IT! :) Yeah. They've been doing BIG billboards of this in the gayborhoods in NYC, LA and SanFran. Although I wouldn't fuck a Scientologist on a dare. 8|

You can’t lose what you never had, you cant keep what’s not yours, and you can’t hold on to something that doesn’t want to stay.

It’s a kilt, dumbass. It’s only a skirt if I’m wearing underwear.