9 Quotes by Dan Bergstein

We're not making mistakes. We're making experiences.

It's curling ribbon, but you don't have to curl it. You don't have to do everything the ribbon tells you to do. Don't live your life like that.

The trick to taking the paper off the crayons...is to just do it. There is no trick.

I like the idea of Warrior Flitwick running to save the day by screaming, "Let's do some charm harm, my snitches!

I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, "I can see relationships!!!

Chapter Twenty-Four: SurpriseBetter Title: Oh My God! I Hate Everything About This Book! I Want To Kill It With Rocks! AGH!

I like the idea of Warrior Flitwick running to save the day by screaming, “Let’s do some charm harm, my snitches!

And since October is coming to an end, what better time to draw Octo-Bear, the bear that is an octopus!

After swimming to France, Carlisle went to some universities, where he fell in love with medicine. He believed that by helping sick people, he could make up for some of the horrible things vampires have done. Maybe this is why Angelina Jolie adopts all those kids! It all makes sense. She must be a vampire. She has the sexy good looks, the overly dramatic attitude, and I’ve never seen her sleep or eat. Case closed.