126 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.