126 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

When I first did The Tracey Ullman Show, there were times when I could offer a solution on stage, and I could understand the writers.

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!