26 Quotes by Dan Gutman

If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager

You wanna grow up to be a trivia question?" she asked, challenging me. "Or do you wanna make a difference in the world?

America must be in really bad shape if you elected me president. You better get it together and find some other qualified people to run this country or we'll all be in big trouble.

Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don't notice where we happen to be.

Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don’t notice where we happen to be.

A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.

The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you chose to push over and which ones you leave alone.

They say there is no ‘free lunch’ in life. But there are free books! I still can’t believe I can go to my local library and get just abut any book in the world – and I don’t have to pay a dime!! It’s amazing! The library is truly the greatest invention of our civilization.

I don’t want to be a chicken. I don’t want to be a duck. So I shake my butt.