26 Quotes by Dan Gutman

You probably know that a raindrop falling into Lake Itasca in Minnesota will travel the length of the Mississippi and arrive at the Gulf of Mexico about ninety days later,” he said.

Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.

If you’re going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.

Hey soda girl. You’re flat.

ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME.

Yeah, if Mickey Mouse was a mass murderer.

Every bad thing that happens in the world is good for somebody.

It was the great Russian author Chekhov who wrote, “If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it’s not going to be fired, it shouldn’t be hanging there.

Maybe flog slab is his name,” Pep guessed. “Flog Slab. It’s kinda cute, actually.” “That’s a pretty weird name,” Coke said. “Well, what do you expect an alien from another planet to be named?” asked his sister. “Bob?” “We.