26 Quotes by Dan Gutman

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    Alan Shepard was the first and only interplanetary golfer,” Coke told his sister. “He was also the first and only interplanetary litterbug,” Moe said. “What he did was disgraceful.

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    No matter what ya do to help somebody, it’ll hurt somebody else.

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    But it’s not cool to laugh at your parents’ jokes, as you well know.

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    You’re openin’ a mighty big can of worms, Judson Moon!

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    They had the first hospital in America. The first library and zoo. They had the first newspaper, the first TV and radio broadcasts. Pennsylvania had the first capital of the United States. And most importantly, the banana split was invented here!

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    I bet you guys can’t name three things invented in Nebraska,” Coke asked the family. “No, but I’m sure you can,” his sister replied. “Kool-Aid, CliffsNotes, and Eskimo Pies!

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    Did you know that the state song of Kansas is ‘Home on the Range’?

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