137 Quotes by Dan Jenkins

Just think about it: what in the name of God would Alabama be without the University of Alabama? What would Oklahoma be without the University of Oklahoma? Nothing.

I saw him do things this week that I never saw Hogan do.

Players don't usually like anybody who makes more money than they do.

Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or any other golf tournament.

Marty Russo was too good a golfer to be a servant of the people.

Valet parking is an essential at any decent club.

Title IX came along and changed a lot of things for the better, but nevertheless, it meant that money became more important.

Who is the best the sportswriter who wore shorts? I keep trying to envision Grantland Rice or John Lardner in shorts. It never occurred to me to wear shorts. I'd look too silly to wear shorts.

Juanita found herself at Old Jeemy's radio station in a room she could have sworn was a laboratory where creatures with antennas in their heads, knobs for eyes, jagged arms, and dangly legs conducted experiments on the bodies of dead vocalists.