3 Quotes by Dan Piraro

If you’re eating or drinking something made from cow’s milk, it’s because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn’t.

Here’s a test you can try at home, Put a 2 year old in a playpen with an apple and a rabbit. If it plays with the apple and eats the rabbit, you’ve got a carnivore.

I’d like to do a song that I wrote today about our government’s increasing infringement on our right to privacy, but the lyrics mysteriously disappeared from my guitar case.