8 Quotes by Dan Salerno

The point is that you can't force a person to be merciful, because it's based on grace. But once given, mercy blesses both the one who gives it as well as the one who's fortunate to receive it.

Abbie had survived exam week on nothing but strong coffee and homemade Christmas cookies - the kind that are 97 percent sugar.

Even before she could articulate it, she knew that boys were somehow responsible for at least half of making a baby. And her experience had taught that some boys don't stick around to see the project through.

Abbie was so genuine you could smell it on her like a fragrance.

We're still looking for the Messiah, so I usually invite myself over to someone's house who's found him.

You have to learn how to tell when a girl's leading you on. How have you ever survived this long? Or do I perceive that you don't have a girlfriend at the minute?

His type of humor wasn't the rapid-fire, my-eyes-are-darting-all over the map, spewing-out-quips-at-the-speed-of-light sort of thing. It was a very gentle, laid-back ability to appreciate the ironies of life.

He held onto his walnut desk as if he were waiting to be transported to the Vatican at any moment.