221 Quotes by Dana Gould

I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it’s too late.

Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone’s eyes.

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you’ll usually learn a lot about the author.

I can’t wait for the day I learn to live in the now!

The older I get, the more I look like my favorite shoes.

Very few positive experiences begin with being told to count back slowly from ten.

Want to be happy? Don’t live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.

My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.