221 Quotes by Dana Gould

To me 30 isn’t old. But it’s definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You’ll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That’s was an oldie from The Clash.

Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.

Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.

If I’m alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It’s the little things that keep us civilised...

One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can’t find their phone.

Corn is the only food you hold like corn.

I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.

Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?