7 Quotes by Dandi Daley Mackall

I am Nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

I was thinking about the cow thing. About how hanging on to an ex-boyfriend is like chewing your cud until somebody drops a fresh bale of hay in front of you. Or something like that.

I'd still be a goofy frog because, guess what, I like being a frog.

God would be there with it, in every moment, sure as the North Star.

It’s my personal onion theory. See, it’s like we’ve all got layers on layers, going deep inside, to layer ten, that place where we’re spiritual and private. But we don’t show those deep layers.

My mother says that falling in love and getting dumped is good for you because it prepares you for the real thing, like it gets you ready for true love and all, but I’m thinking it’s more like climbing up he St. Louis Arch and falling off twice. Does he first fall really get you ready for the second?

17 Christmases is a delightful children’s book that I would highly recommend.