144 Quotes by Daniel Clowes

You were right, everybody hates my new car. Becky said it was a goth dorkmobile.

- ...before I was going to college, my secret plan was to one day not tell anybody and just get on some bus to some random city and just move there and become this totally different person. - Then what? - ...and not come back until I had totally become this person... I used to think about it all the time... - I don't get it... - That's because you don't uterlly loathe yourself

Pussey, you're worse than a hundred girls!

I was a very fearful little kid, and I would always see the worst in everything. The glass was half-empty. I would see people kissing, and I would think one was trying to bite the other.

When you see somebody who's got a complaining personality, it usually means that they had some vision of what things could be, and they're constantly disappointed by that. I think that would be the camp that I would fall into - constantly horrified by the things people do.

Even if I only had 10 readers, I'd rather do the book for them than for a million readers online.

I think I've had the fantasy of a ray-gun that could erase the world from the time I was a very little kid.

You can give some kind of spark of life to a comic that a photograph doesn't really have. A photograph, even if it's connecting with you, it seems very dead on the page sometimes.

Yeah, I don't necessarily like endings that contrive an artificial moment of completion.