144 Quotes by Daniel Clowes

Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio!

Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.

You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence.

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.

Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?

C'mon, let's go in my room and abuse drugs and stuff!

When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like handsome guys would take you out on these romantic dates and you´d fuck them and then they´d pay you...