80 Quotes by Danny Devito

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.

It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.

A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way.

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.

I love going to all kinds of movies, I screen DVDs in my house, but I go to the theatre a lot in the afternoon. I don't get bugged because there aren't many people around.

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.