40 Quotes by Danny Kaye

The greatest natural resource that any country can have is its children.

I am a wife-made man.

I can't say what Danny Kaye is like in private life. There are too many of them.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

Thumbelina what's the difference if you're very small? When your heart is full of love you're nine feet tall!

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!