9 Quotes by Darby Conley

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.

Cats, of course, are easier to make fun of. The cutest cat is still a freak. Where
dogs are sympathetic, almost tragic, figures, cats are pure comedy. Dogs are your
buddies, cats are entertainment They're like a TV show. There's nothing funnier than when a cat falls off of something. When a dog falls down a couple of stairs, you rush to it and console it. But when a cat does it, it's funny—you point at it and laugh (which they don't like, incidentally).

No, the great thing about selfie sticks is that they send annoying people out into the world with a built-in means with which to thrash them. -Bucky Katt

It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.

I’m not opinionated; you’re just wrong. -Bucky.

Bucky Katt: A bad writer is just a good writer with writer’s block.

Sometimes it’s good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.

No, the great thing about selfie sticks is that they send annoying people out into the world with a built-in means with which to thrash them. -Bucky Katt.

Bucky B. Katt: “I’m not closed minded you’re just wrong.