42 Quotes by Darrell Hammond

It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.