42 Quotes by Darrell Hammond

I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.

I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.

I've seen the hell these people go through.

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.