675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

According to this, it’s not the Twelve that is going to be the undoing of the Daughter of Light, but the Thirteenth Warrior.” “Antonio Banderas is going to be my undoing? I’m rife with anticipation.

And he was damned nice to look at, even when he scowled. In fact, if I were totally honest, that scowl only added to the allure that was Reyes Farrow. Damn it. When I scowled, I looked constipated. Leave it to the son of Satan to turn a scowl into the stuff of fantasies.

And just how, exactly, do you feed off the souls of humans? Is it like a vitamin-deficiency thing?

I’d tried to be washed of my sin once, but I ran out of Dial. Tricky business, that.

Are you ready?” she asked, whispering. “Ready as a drunk virgin on prom night.

Charley's "FOR THE LOVE OF":“Oh,FOR THE LOVE OF gravy” “Just be honest with me, FOR THE LOVE OF applesauce, Gemma.”“But FOR THE LOVE OF marinara, I typed, don’t shoot anyone.

I caused more trouble than gonorrhea.

I called my friend Pari on the way home. "I need you to do my apt.""I'm not that attracted to your apt.""I think I'm being bugged.""Like I am? Right now?

I could fight a dozen hounds from hell, I could bring down the son of Satan with a word, but put me in the ring with a psychotic chick, and I go down in the first.