1,059 Quotes by Dave Barry

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

I've never been struck by lightning as far as I know, so the Higher Power is treating me as well as even those people who love him very much.

Another foreign-policy triumph for Reagan was his 1984 visit to China, where he met for more than three hours with Mao Zedong before realizing that Mao was dead.

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.

All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book, these people are not responsible. In the end, there is only one person responsible for what I write, and that person, of course, is: Donald Trump.

The hugely popular Windows 95 operating system revolutionized the software world thanks to its capability of accomplishing the seemingly impossible task of making Bill Gates even richer than he already was.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.