42 Quotes by Dave Sim

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.

In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.

I take it as a given that God's knowledge of the Cerebus storyline dwarfs my own as God's knowledge of everything dwarfs my own.

No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them.

You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

In my experience women are like cats. When you don’t want them you can’t get rid of them and when you do want them it’s like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.

I know what you’re going to say! ‘They are men, and men should be free.’ A free man is dangerous to himself and everyone else. Freedom should be left to those who can put it to good use...

You can measure a man’s worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

Gone is the blinding glow in his hands – gone, too, is the illusion of purity and beauty! In it’s place all that remains is mind-numbing, spine-chilling reality!