948 Quotes About Cat

Calico KittyMy calico kittywas painted and primedshe could prowlthe night away ~without spending a dime...

People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.

I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.

I want him everywhere. I burn for him in places he hasn't even touched.

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat

...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor