105 Quotes by David Baddiel

For a long time, I used to think that I had a man's brain that I thought more like a man than a woman. But now I've come to realise that whatever it is I do think like, it's not like men; because men don't really think like men, they think like boys.

That's the thing about your destiny how are you supposed to know when it arrives? How are you supposed to recognise it from random life?

For a long time, I used to think that I had a man’s brain that I thought more like a man than a woman. But now I’ve come to realise that whatever it is I do think like, it’s not like men; because men don’t really think like men, they think like boys.

Clever, witty and absorbing, Amortality is a much-needed anatomy of our profound malaise about ageing. Its charms will never fade.

That’s the thing about your destiny how are you supposed to know when it arrives? How are you supposed to recognise it from random life?

If you can get tickets, a show on Broadway is worth the effort and expense.

My dad has dementia, so I monitor my own memory in a way that other people may not. As an atheist, I don't believe in an afterlife so I feel I need to fit in as much as I can while I'm here.

I don't believe in God, so I'd say that laughter is one of the only true weapons for fighting against real darkness, grief and loss.

Vegas felt glamorous on the outside but disappointing on the inside.