10 Quotes by David Bergmann

An English comedian once explained the popularity of umlauts among native English speakers as follows: "It's almost as if they had two eyes. You look at the umlaut, and the umlaut looks right back at you! I believe that, because of the umlauts, a close friendship can arise between the reader and the text being read.

She should make the highest allowable contribution. This year, the federal limit is $11,000, and it increases annually until it reaches $15,000 in 2005.

With a twenty-year horizon until retirement, she could invest in a rental property with a 15-year mortgage, which provides deductions. She would own the rental property outright around the time of her retirement. Then she would have two properties at retirement, giving her rental income without mortgage payment obligations.

Failure to sign the return is a big one.

Believe it or not, failure to include W-2s is another big one.

The tax tail should never wag the investment dog.

There is usually an agreement between the person and the trustee that this will happen. But you certainly don't want it written down.

If Progressive Nursing is a nurse-staffing service, she might be able to do this. If it is a bona fide employer-employee relationship that cannot be structured as a self-employment relationship and it has no employer-sponsored retirement plan, then she is stuck using IRAs and savings vehicles.

If you got a fat severance check at the end of the year, take a look and make sure you are in the same tax bracket.