35 Quotes by David Brenner

It isn’t how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it’s how you spend the time.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We’re already totally in the presence of God. What’s missing is awareness.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don’t get it.

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It’s simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things – even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

You know you’re getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.

We're careful not to saturate people.