35 Quotes by David Brenner

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

Walgreen can offer Peapod a number of advantages, including substantial experience in selecting and merchandising health and beauty products, and cost advantages due to our product volumes and efficiencies, ... We believe that our combined efforts in San Francisco will yield a strong consumer offering.

We have no doubt that Hillary Clinton will raise $50 million-plus, if she hasn't already,

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

When Mrs. Clinton ran for office, she promised economic growth across New York state, to bring in more than 200,000 jobs, ... She has not. We have lost jobs to outsourcing and globalization and to sending our jobs and industries to foreign countries.