175 Quotes by David Cross

I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don’t, and I haven’t for awhile. That’s just because it makes me – and I’m not saying this about everybody else – but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.

There were a number of referendums in ’98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That’s very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.

I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I’m not a Republican. I’m not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are...

I don’t mean this to sound hyperbolic but there are increasingly, albeit really minor, similarities between now and how Germany was lulled into what happened pre-WW2.

I hate bumper stickers, you can’t sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that’s not only their right but almost their obligation.

High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they’re both great to read when you’re baked, but come on, ya know...

Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm.

I’ve never written jokes. I mean, I’ll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.