175 Quotes by David Cross

I have no hesitation doing children’s movies. Zero. And I don’t even have kids.

I’ve never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic.

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don’t care about changing anyone’s mind. I’m not making an argument. I’m a guy doing comedy.

It’s not that I don’t have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven’t had kids. And I haven’t met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I’m attracted to women who aren’t ready to make that commitment just yet.

You can’t just yell jokes at people.

Because you’ve been on dates where y’know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

I read the New York Times, and if I’m in a different city, I’ll skim that paper.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I’m not very good at.

Occasionally I’ll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I’ll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they’re talking about and what they’re not talking about.