24 Quotes by David Denman

Usually, you see this play as a guy who can't make up his mind, but our version is more of a revenge thriller than a man who is pontificating what he should do next. I've never seen a 'Hamlet' this big, this exciting, with this many cast members; it's quite a spectacle.

I've done, like, eight pilots, and every time, everyone thinks it's going to go for 10 years.

So often in sitcoms, it's like, 'Oh, that husband of mine. He just screwed up again.' They just have to tolerate each other. It's not the most fun to play from my perspective. But by the same token, you can't be like, 'We're just like Romeo and Juliet, always in love.'

I sat there in awe that some guy overseas, trying to protect our interests, was using a silly comedy as a survival tool. My brain had an explosion. I was really moved by that.

I just spent three years on 'The Office.' I made enough money that I can take five weeks out and do a play.

At the end of the day, none of us are doing an impression of the guys we are playing; we are just trying to create the essence of what they do for a living and go through with their families.

So often, I think, in these relationship comedies, they don't necessarily reflect the people that I know. They don't reflect myself.

It is fun to do the one-off guest stars on stuff.

It doesn't behoove you as an actor to sit around and worry.