3 Quotes by David E. Clarke

Why couldn't Mr. Darcy, in the first half hour of the movie, simply walk up to Elizabeth and say, "Hey, I like you. Do you want to go out on a date? And, by the way, I'm filthy rich." I'll tell you why. Because that would defeat the purpose of a chick flick, which is to entertain women and torture men.

Why couldn’t Mr. Darcy, in the first half hour of the movie, simply walk up to Elizabeth and say, “Hey, I like you. Do you want to go out on a date? And, by the way, I’m filthy rich.” I’ll tell you why. Because that would defeat the purpose of a chick flick, which is to entertain women and torture men.

Every husband knows that nuclear energy is not the most powerful force on earth. It’s not even a close second. The most powerful and awesome force on earth is a woman’s emotions. Nothing can match it in sheer intensity and shocking impact. I truly believe that one twenty-minute outburst from a woman could power a small town for three days.