5 Quotes by David F. Porteous

He had seen better days - though these had only served to embitter him against his current circumstances.

After using a paint chart from a local DIY superstore to identify the skin tone of his penis as midnight chocolate, Miriam stayed down on one knee and offered him the citizenship he had always wanted and the middle-aged white woman he would grudgingly accept.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.""That's not my religion," Murray said. "My religion just says duck.

He had seen better days – though these had only served to embitter him against his current circumstances.

There is no human being as happy as a dog who knows what he is supposed to do and has just done it. Dogs are, in this way and in all others, entirely reliable.” “Where.