12 Quotes by David Gustafson

If television is a quick detour to mass stupidity, then video games are the express lane.

If artists, writers and musicians were not just a little delusional, they would all have office jobs.

Discerning people love their country and hate their government while people who love their goverment more than their country are generally servants of a political party.

There are people who read books and there are people that make noise.

If the laughter is canned, so are you.

If you are profoundly interested in useless opinions and stupid people, may I suggest the purchase of a television?

If you want to feel important and indispensable, read a story to the child on your lap.

What have you done today with your inheritance of time?

Blue jeans are hot in the summer and cold in the winter. They are not the dumbest clothing in the world, but the fashionable folks who insist on wearing them are not exactly the brightest brill in the ocean.