4 Quotes by David Henry

Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I’m looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.

My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that’s cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage.

If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn’t be here today.

You can’t throw him back because he doesn’t meet the legal size limit.